Awkward Moments
*Meeting in the park with a Nefarious Character
Nefarious Character: Can I come over later?
Me: For what? You don't even know where I live....do you? Maybe you have this confused. I shop with you, that's the extent of our communication.
Nefarious Character: No, but I want to. That's cool, but I'm really trying to see about you.
Me: Ummmmm, yeah, I'm kinda in a situation, soooooo......
Nefarious Character: So? You don't have a side n*gga?
*looks around for hidden camera* Me: Nah, I'm good.
Nefarious Character: I bet I can blow your back out though.
Me: Dude, I'm not giving you any pussy.
Nefarious Character: Fuck you and your pussy then! It must not be shit. Either that or you're a dyke.
Me: WooooooW, ummmmm, ok, so I'm not a lesbian and you'll never find out whether it is or isn't.* I begin to exit*
Nefarious Character: If I don't have a chance just tell me and I won't ever ask again.
Me: O_o
